To quote Catturd:

" In a little more than 3 weeks, DOGE has revealed more government corruption than the government did 'policing itself' in the past 100 years."

In truth, this might be the most dangerously stupid claim Catturd has ever made - and that's saying something."

The Actual Facts:

False Social Security Fraud Claims

DOGE's allegations about millions of fraudulent recipients were completely debunked by NBC News and independent fact-checkers.

Inflated Savings Figures

Claimed $8 billion in savings turned out to be just $8 million - off by a factor of 1,000.

Questionable Methodology

Most "savings" came from closing USAID - a move currently being challenged in court as illegal.

Real Oversight vs. MAGA Theater

Actual government accountability looks nothing like DOGE's publicity stunts:

  • 73 Inspector General offices conducting professional audits
  • Congressional oversight committees with subpoena power
  • Systematic fraud detection that recovered $3.1 billion last year alone
  • Transparent reporting with verifiable methodologies

The Bottom Line

This meme isn't just wrong - it's dangerous propaganda designed to:

  1. Undermine legitimate oversight institutions
  2. Create false equivalencies between performative stunts and actual governance
  3. Reinforce the MAGA persecution complex

As for CatTurd's Colonel Sanders analogy? Perfect demonstration of their faulty logic. The government isn't "policing itself" - it has multiple independent oversight mechanisms. And yes, if KFC was run like MAGA wants to run government, we'd all be paying $9 for eggs while being served salmonella chicken.

Final verdict: Another steaming pile of CATalized bullshit.