It should be obvious—yet here we are. Catturd declares, "A government shutdown will only hurt the Left, who are dependent on the government." A fine theory, were it not for reality slapping it down with the force of a thousand fact-checks.

Seven of the ten states most addicted to federal dollars vote Republican. Thirteen of the top twenty? Deeper red than a MAGA hat at a Trump rally. The data isn't hidden; it's a Google search away. But since we all know truth is the kryptonite to conservative talking points, here's the link even a Fox News viewer can't miss: moneygeek.com link

A shutdown doesn't discriminate. Federal workers—whether in Mississippi or Massachusetts—miss paychecks. Veterans face delays. Air travel snarls. Parks close. Yet the party that dominates the states most reliant on Washington now pretends this is some progressive plot? It should be obvious: this isn't partisan pain. It's just more unrelenting MAGA delusion—the GOP biting the hand that feeds its own base, then howling about the bleeding.

Critical thinking was never the strong suit of a movement that mistakes slogans for solutions and cruelty for policy. Catturd's take isn't just wrong—it's spectacularly, hilariously wrong. And in a movement built on performative ignorance, that's not a bug—it's the defining feature.