Historical Hallucination
"Let's take a stroll through history, shall we? Because somewhere between the "Truths" posted on Lie Depot and cofveve CatTurd seems to have misplaced a few critical facts."
Albert Einstein—a name synonymous with genius, a man whose very existence the Nazis sought to erase. A German Jew who fled persecution, whose theories reshaped the modern world. To paint him as anything but a victim of fascism isn't just wrong—it's obscene.
Benjamin Franklin—the man who warned us that trading liberty for safety leaves you with neither. A founding father who'd likely recoil at the modern carnival of fearmongering and authoritarian cosplay.
Thomas Jefferson—architect of the Constitution, a flawed visionary who still grasped that freedom wasn't just a slogan. He and Locke laid the groundwork for the very rights some now casually dismiss as 'woke.'
Nikola Tesla—a man so far ahead of his time, he wanted to give humanity free energy. A dreamer who saw beyond profit, beyond borders. Today? He'd be called a socialist, a utopian fool—or worse, a 'globalist.'
And yet... here we are. In a world where ignorance isn't just bliss—it's a brand. Where the lessons of history are sanded down into bumper stickers, where nuance goes to die in 280 characters.
So, CatTurd, donate your body to science—they’re desperate to study how a circulatory system sustains itself without any measurable brain activity. Because your 'truths' aren't just wrong. They're dangerous.